Promote Soap so we can all look dope.

     Soap bars, ruling the world in complete secrecy. Even though we don’t clearly see, hear or feel them controlling our every day lives they do. How they pull this off is quit remarkable.

     Just think, your back in first grade. You wake up late therefore requiring you to take a shower after school. In school your on the playground and girls are giving boys cooties but the girls don’t give you any for some weird reason, you sit in the corner cootie-less and crying wondering why no one would play with you during recess. You go home and your mom covers her nose and sends you straight to the shower. Then all your time to play with your new Lego set is gone because you have a 6000-word essay on The Scarlet letter. The most descriptive book you have ever read in your entire school career.

     Just think, your back in first grade you wake up before the alarm, you have a shower and use your favorite sponge bob soap your mom got you for your birthday, you change into your clothes and go to put on your fresh new sketchers. You walk out of your house looking like a complete G. You go to school and you get your test back that you thought you failed… you failed it, but because of the 85 extra credit points you ended up getting a 130 which bumped your grade up from a F- to a A++. You’re sent to the priciple. He is so astounded by your recent improvement he pulls you up a grade! Its recess, and the girls did stop giving you cooties because you smelled like fresh crabby patties, you know you would have to go to the hospital afterwards to get treated for overdose but at the moment you felt great. Your day couldn’t have been better.

     Hopefully this blog convinced all of you non-soap users to make a huge change and use soap. It will not only benefit yourself, but it will help everyone around you feel better. Trust me, without soap the world would just be another oversized garbage dump with depressed first graders crying in the corner.                                                           

Takin' a Break

     So as you guys might have noticed i did not end up doing this weeks blog on time. i have several excuses that i could have made, but i chose not too, because teachers nowadays do not tolerate such excuses with out backed up proof. Over the years so many students have come up with several ways of getting those late deductions off of their grade, and some succeed. But the few lucky students that do succeed made up a new excuse. Assuming this person has friends, he would tell them about his miracle without even thinking, then his friends would tell their friends, and the people that know this excuse would be growing exponentially. Because about 75.87%* of all people will end up using this excuse during the duration of their lives, teachers could potentially hear multiple versions of one excuse, and therefore become immune to it.
     I believe Teachers are very similar to Viruses. Every year doctors scurry to find new Vaccines to these certain viruses, because viruses learn to become immune to their Vaccines. This is why doctors must find new immunizations every year instead of using the same one. Viruses are similar to Teachers and excuses are similar to vaccines because teachers tend to realize when students are faking their reason for not doing homework on time. Because Teachers are people, and people are animals they have the ability to learn, and because of this they realize that the student is faking. Therefore they wont fall for it again.
   Also Vaccines are generally dead Viruses that doctors inject into your body, because they are still viruses the white blood cells fight against them and learn how to counteract viruses attacks. In a way Vaccines are fake viruses, and excuses are fake reasons.
      Ill get back to my story next week. im sure you guys are all eager to hear whats going to happen next... NOT






*Kevin Fitzgerald States that 99% of all excuses made by indians are false. he has proved himself to be correct in this situation.

Blacker Still

Name: Tomas Langley                                                                                                                 

Date:  January 16^th 1875

The first detailed descriptions of both a floating and a pivoted compass appeared in the Epistola of Petrus Perigrinus written in 1269. In this remarkable work Perigrinus did more than just describe the construction of a compass. He described experiments performed on a sphere of lodestone, predating the more famous work of William Gilbert by more than 300 years. Peregrinus made three important discoveries, what might those be?

The earth was originally found to be a flat surface while peregrinus proved that the earths shape is more on the spherical side with no definite ends.

The earth has magnetic forces on either side of the earth; the north and the south.These magnetic sides are what causes the compass to show us the correct direction in which north is placed.

The earth does not move in a circular direction on a straight axis, instead its axis is tilted to a side at 23.5 degrees.

   Our insane professor always insists on coming to class thirty minutes before the lecture preparing some sort of obscene challenge for us to solve. He used this method to check with what level of intensity we read the reading he had given us the day before, he already assumes we all read anyways. I never read. I find that reading from books may give information and facts to store in the brain. But what is the use of these facts? Nothing, I believe one must learn from mistakes, and experiences. Only then may one truly grasp the knowledge of a specific subject. The teacher reveals the solutions to us once we returned our answers to the front. He said “If you chose to read to read yesterdays homework you should have gotten: firstly that the dipolar nature of the magnet, the fact that the magnetic force is vertical at the poles, and lastly the fact that the force is strongest at the poles.” After that I ignored the rest of his lecture…

I came to this school purely out exploration. Since I was a child I loved to leave my house and go out into the unknown for hours. It was what made me the happiest, especially when I went out and found something I’d never seen before. I cant express how much I love it. My father Adam Langley told me countless stories that his grandfather had told him when he was a kid. Most of them where of the great things his grandfather had seen and done while on his journey to America. This is what inspired me to become who I am today. The only problem is that business in this industry is low and much of the world is believed to have already been discovered. I someday wish sail the seas and find make my own discovery

To unearth earth is my greatest endeavor.