Takin' a Break

     So as you guys might have noticed i did not end up doing this weeks blog on time. i have several excuses that i could have made, but i chose not too, because teachers nowadays do not tolerate such excuses with out backed up proof. Over the years so many students have come up with several ways of getting those late deductions off of their grade, and some succeed. But the few lucky students that do succeed made up a new excuse. Assuming this person has friends, he would tell them about his miracle without even thinking, then his friends would tell their friends, and the people that know this excuse would be growing exponentially. Because about 75.87%* of all people will end up using this excuse during the duration of their lives, teachers could potentially hear multiple versions of one excuse, and therefore become immune to it.
     I believe Teachers are very similar to Viruses. Every year doctors scurry to find new Vaccines to these certain viruses, because viruses learn to become immune to their Vaccines. This is why doctors must find new immunizations every year instead of using the same one. Viruses are similar to Teachers and excuses are similar to vaccines because teachers tend to realize when students are faking their reason for not doing homework on time. Because Teachers are people, and people are animals they have the ability to learn, and because of this they realize that the student is faking. Therefore they wont fall for it again.
   Also Vaccines are generally dead Viruses that doctors inject into your body, because they are still viruses the white blood cells fight against them and learn how to counteract viruses attacks. In a way Vaccines are fake viruses, and excuses are fake reasons.
      Ill get back to my story next week. im sure you guys are all eager to hear whats going to happen next... NOT






*Kevin Fitzgerald States that 99% of all excuses made by indians are false. he has proved himself to be correct in this situation.